Ten Rules/Guidelines for Fuck Buddy Relationships

"Ten Rules / Guidelines for Fuck Buddy Relationships"

1.) No Sleeping With More Than One Fuck Buddy
- I know you're like, "What? Then what's the point of the whole friends with benefits thing if I can fuck one person at a time?" Srsly dude and gals, hold your horses. YOU HAVE TO BE SAFE. I know there are contraceptives but it isn't a hundred percent safe, you know. You don't want to go around unprotected and get some nasty disease plus, you don't want to say the wrong name cause that would totally ruin the mood.

2.) Make Sure Both Parties Know It Is a Fuck Buddy Relationship
- Before indulging in the deed, make sure both parties know that the relationship is purely sexual and for fun. There is a huge tendency (specially for girls) to go a bit overboard with their emotions and even affect the relationship. Girls, admit it or not, we do go overboard at times. I admit, I was like that when I first started but I got used to it later on. So make sure to clearly assess the relationship so no one would get hurt in the end 

3.) Don't Act Like The Other Person Doesn't Exist Outside The Bedroom
- Fuck Buddies, people! Take away the fuck and you are BUDDIES! FRIENDS! So don't act like you don't know each other after the deed or whenever you happen to meet up accidentally or whatever. You get the point.

4.) Don't Act Like The Other Person Is Your Significant Other 
- This is totally related to rule number two. You're not going out. You don't have a romantic relationship so you don't have any right to be jealous or be downright unreasonable when he / she happens to flirt with another person. As long as your partner doesnt break the first rule, then nothing is wrong with that 

5.) Be Honest About Emotions 
- Shit happens when you try to deny yourself about what you truly feel. If you happen to develop special feelings for your fuck buddy, tell her/him directly and you can talk about what should be the next step. And please, whatever your position would be, be honest about what you feel. If you like each other, take everything slowly. If not, then discuss what countermeasure should be done for that developing emotion. Your relationship is formal and kind of, business like, if you ask me so it should be discussed in serious manner when you're talking about emotions.

6.) Is This An Open or Closed FB Relationship
- Make sure your agreement on that matter is clear. If you want to keep your relationship hidden, well then tell your partner. If he/she agrees, then it's alright. But if it's a NO, accept it. Not everyone accepts the idea of Friends with Benefits relationship as a good one, so personally, don't blab to other people. You can talk about it to close and chosen people but don't be a fucking tattletale. AND REMEMBER, ONLY WITH PERMISSION FROM YOUR PARTNER 

7.) Buddies First
- Relate this to rule number three. You're buddies! FRIENDS! Make sure that the person that you're having a FwB relationship is someone you're comfortable with. You don't want to fuck someone who you're awkward with, right? And if the rule between the two of you goes like, talk-fuck-leave, then that's it. But if it goes like, hang out-talk-fuck-stay over then let it be. Just don't go overboard and be romantic cause that would totally ruin everything.

8.) No Romance 
- This is totally related to rule number seven and DAMN, THIS RULE IS A BIG ONE! A total NO-NO! You're relationship is not romantic so DON'T MAKE IT ONE! Romance is too close to love and remember, you can only be romantic to someone who you really want to be involved with. Bringing in romance to a FwB relationship can cause trouble and you don't want that.

9.) No Comparisons
- Well, comparing is just downright rude. It's a new person. New body to explore. No two bodies are the same. Be adventurous. Explore. Don't be tied to your previous partners.

10.) The Ending 
- Same like any other relationship, when it comes to an end, don't be hung up on it. Stay friends even though a big change has happened. Everything will just work out right. Respect each other's decisions if one day, your partner, or maybe you will want to terminate the relationship. The reason might be, either one of you has found a romantic love affair or maybe one of you decided to cool things off due to work related or family related or whatever related issues. Respect, accept, move on. That's just how life goes. 

Oh and just another tip, PLEASE DON'T CHOOSE A FuBu WHO IS COMMITTED! Karma slaps like a bitch, you know  Maybe I should create a guideline on how to choose a Fuck Buddy hahaha. Oh well.